You must run into one of those at least once in your life and they'd make a huge impact. You'll either hate the world or hate yourself and suicide. You're probably wondering what's up with the name, people of the toilet institute?! Well the one ruining my life currently tends to go to the toilet so often, and I actually believe that such people belong there. Yes, it should be written in there passport somewhere (Hometown: Toilet!).So here's the deal with those people, when you meet them first, they are the sweetest, well behaved, generous, caring, gentle, and all-in-one type of person. They suck you in immediately and you start wanting to be around them and listen to them and maybe be like them. Which is just exactly what they want from you. But as soon as you are fooled by their great charm, BAAM!! here comes the other face..
"The other face" is basically the real them. Obnoxious. Two-faced, back stabbing people who pretend to be your BFF. They talk about you behind your back all the time, and talk about other people to you as well. They find the littlest, stupidest thing to make an issue of, that it would be so lame to argue with them and therefore they'd win. But then its pointless to argue anyway because whatever it is, ITS YOUR FAULT! Oh yeah, they're such perfect people, how dare you say its her fault? She can't make mistakes she's Goddess.
Now the institute is basically made of 95% women, 4% men, and 1% animals. Women women women! Mostly spinsters and divorcees. They are so annoying coz basically they hate life and they want everyone else in the world to be the same! My boss has actually once told me not to ever think about marriage and focus on my career, and she's a spinster btw. She goes to work at dawn and stays at least til' 8 pm.
Sometimes I petty them. Its sad, their lives I mean, sometimes I try to understand and not muck or hate them coz I know they must have gone throu something in their lives that made them become this way, and its not in their hands to control it. I only fear becoming like them when I get older, I AM a Female after all, it could be in my genes :P
For now, let's just hope that I don't turn to that road. And if I do, God forbid, you are totally entitelled to shoot me in the head!!
Surf Safely,
Dreamer!
